happy halloween everybody! today i'm a hot chick. you would be too if you were sweating to death in this chicken costume. i went to music class and did a chicken dance. and i ate chicken tenders for lunch. what does 'cannibal' mean? anyway, i've had a great day showing off at the office and on the street. even a scary vampire stranger took my picture. i guess i'm cute. i can't help it. has anyone seen my egg?

When you first are born, you learn the basics. If you are a boy, they take you to a room full of tools and if you are a girl they take you shopping. That is how I knew which card to take out of Aimee's wallet first. The Drivers License was just in case I couldn't walk to Sesame Street. You know, where all the cool kids shop.

where's waldo? ...i mean elmo. can you find him? he follows me everywhere, even to the gym. we're pals and all, but i might have to have a little talk with him about the importance of occasional personal space. of course at the gym, there's very little personal space. we all share everything and sometimes sit on each other, but fortunately, not too many fights break out. i'm pretty chill about sharing, so i just stand back and watch when kids are losing a grip. i mean, as long as i get my workout in, what do i care? i gotta hand it to elmo - he's taught me a lot of valuable life lessons and i'm putting them into practice. peace out...

I had a traumatic juice box incident a while ago and I haven't been able to look or touch a juice box since. Today was a good day though and it looks like I'm making good progress because someone really smart made a juice box holder. Now my face will stay dry and non-sticky and it is an added bonus that it is an Elmo juice box holder. It looks like whoever made this invention had me in mind.

this is my new friend, cedar. she's a really big girl - 2 years old!! i liked to follow her around and she let me play with her toys. she held my hand to make sure i didn't get lost and then we splashed in the fountain and got our faces and hair and tummies wet. i was playing with her toy airplane and accidentally dropped it in the water. i think the airplane was excited to take a swim, cuz it wouldn't stop blinking and making a loud noise. cedar's mom gave me the plane to take home. wasn't that nice of her?!

I enjoy being naked just as much as the next person, whose names happens to be Derek. So, today when I was getting changed I took advantage of my situation and escaped. I kept my shoes on though because I thought they would give me that extra edge to get away. To bad the door was closed.